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partybarackisinthehousetonight:
is this cocaine gluten free
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the best tumblr has to offer
yahoo paid $1.1 billion for this
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I don’t even know anymore I was bored and I didn’t know what to draw so I asked a kid in my class and this is what he came up with
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:33 < i did both beclaws whatefur idk
welp
reblogging
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its just a toaster
Actually it is more than just a toaster; it is a short story.
“Finally” denotes anticipation.
“My mom” is character development: you have a mom.
“Bought a toaster” is the clear resolution of the story.It speaks volumes.
its just a toaster
Don’t say that
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A
B
C
the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours
D
E
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a story about a girl and boy who fall in love with each other at first sight and then the boy reveals he’s an incubus come to steal her soul and then she reveals she’s a succubus trying to steal his and they laugh and go get drinks together
That’s actually the cutest fucking thing I’ve seen today.
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when i have more than $10
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An 8-year-old’s homework.
my homework
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- my final thought before making most decisions: fuck it
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bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
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do you ever look around at the big crowds of people around you and realize everyone has a story and memories and family and troubles and achievements and a first kiss and a broken heart but you’ll never know any of it and every human life is really intricate and expansive but oh they’ve walked into a shop and you’ll never see them again and you’ll never know just what they were thinking
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